If a Greater Power exists, and if we humans could- (for a small nominal fee of course), come to it for answers to some of the world’s greatest mysteries- what would you ask?
Here are my questions:
Did we really walk on the moon?
What is the purpose of cancer- esp in children?
Why does getting what you think you want make you so miserable?
Why were mosquitoes created?
Why do men who hit their wives think that its no problem?
Does an automatic gambling machine ever give five sevens?
Why do Europeans hate the Jewish people so much?
Were our grandfathers really monkeys?
Here are some answers I do know:
How many licks does it take to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? It depends on if you have a cold or not. It takes less licks if you are sick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn’t have any where else to go.
Are blue eyes really blue? No, they just reflect the world around them.
Can you win money on an automatic gambling machine with fruit? Yes if you stay with the same machine a long time and bet mostly with the highest number. But walk away the moment you win!
Why do bad things happen to good people? Because the world is a consumer and likes to eat them up.
You must have many questions of your own.
I found the oracle today!!!!!!!
Hidden in a remote village in Romania, is a very small, very gentle man. People say that what he says comes true. He had been abandoned in the forest as a child and survived. He has a lot of palsey and can barely talk clear, so he has an interpreter at all times. I visited today quite unexpectedly with friends. It was strange to look in his eyes. They were so peaceful. He was kind of funny and told me and my husband things no one would know. We were going to have 2 children, we must go to America as soon as possible, and some other curious things. What an experience!
He then told a friend of ours that she had buried her husband 4 years ago and that the man she was with now was no good to marry because he was a Schmecker! But she will bury her next husband also. ( I think now she is looking for a wealthy man).
We left his house and yard full of chickens in amazement.
Some words are heavy and some questions you really don’t want to know the answer to. Things like-Does my husband really love me? Will he have an affair? How long will I live? Will I be happy or suffer from some disease? These questions seem off-limits and possibly harmful to handle when you are in the room with the chance to know the future.
What questions do you think you would really ask if you had the chance?
Lucy Nom de Plume said,
June 6, 2008 at 11:28 am
I love a good quiz:
Did we really walk on the moon? Probably
What is the purpose of cancer- esp in children? It has no purpose. It’s just faulty biological machinery
Why does getting what you think you want make you so miserable? Because people are all that really matter. If you have a non-people oriented goal then the excitement wears off when you achieve it.
Why were mosquitoes created? To live as part of God’s creation.
Why do men who hit their wives think that its no problem? They’re idiots
Does an automatic gambling machine ever give five sevens? Dunno
Why do Europeans hate the Jewish people so much? I don’t know any Europeans who hate Jewish people. There are some racist bigots in every society.
Were our grandfathers really monkeys? Mine wasn’t last time I saw him. He was wearing a suit and drinking beer.